 Max, a black & white tuxedo cat, began blogging on October 26, 2003 in an attempt to reach out to the world about the sorry coinditions in which he was forced to live. Through the years he has shared his observations and frustrations--why is there no Stinky Goodness on demand? Why won't someone get up and feed me at the crack of dawn? Do Sticky Little People multiple overnight? Why can't I have oppsable thumbs?--and along the way he has entertained People, befriended other cats, and unleashed a whole new genre of Snark upon the Internet. He also wrote a few books, and hope you will like them. And buy them. He prefers the buying over the liking.  Height: Pretty tall. Weight: 14 or 15 pounds. Maybe 18. Depends on water retention. Eyes: Green Hair: Black and white Birthday: 20 June 2001. Probably. Sign: Do Not Disturb Occupation: Domestic Feline God. And writer. Hobbies: Sleeping, eating, pooping, inappropriate licking. Ambitions: Aside from world domination? Figuring out how to open a can of Stinky Goodness on my own. Those are the two most important things in life, I think. Being in charge, and good food. Sex might be amongst my ambitions, but someone had the necessary parts removed...  The answers to all the important questions. Playcat style.  Connecting
kitties all over the blogosphere. News, information, links, and more.
 Aka "The Woman." She
has her own
blog. It's
ok.
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 Finally... You can order my newest book Your people need it, they really do.  Complete with paw-drawn illustrations, Max spells out the rules in plain English, touching on everything from feeding to toys to sleep...even the dreaded trip to the Stabby Place. Max Thompson, known far and wide as "The Psychokitty" is an expert on All Things Kitty and has finally decided to share the wisdom of his years of dealing with People, and his in-depth discussions with kitties online. This is his gift to you, the People who are willingly owned by cats. A gift that will cost you less than $15. Because that's how generous he is. From
the back cover:
People, you need help. Truly you do. You bring home cute little balls of fur and squeal at its cuteness, declare your life complete because of it, and then get upset when your new The Meaning of Life that you treasure poops in your bathtub or hocks a hairball into your shoe. You need to know the rules. You need to know the truth. The Rules: A Guide
For People Owned By Cats is available at major online booksellers, and
usually on sale!
AMAZON.COM | BARNES & NOBLE ONLINE | BOOKS-A-MILLION |
Books
By
Max Thompson  The PsychoKitty Speaks Out: Diary Of A Mad Housecat ISBN 1932461078 ISBN-13: 978-1932461077 $15.95 US 172 pages  Something Of Yours Will Meet A Toothy Death ISBN 1932461124 $15.95 US 153 pages Books by K.A. Thompson (aka "The Woman")  Charybdis $14.95  As Simple As That $14.95  Finding Father Rabbit $15.95  It's Not About The Cookies $14.95 |